How to Contact Garner Davis

  1. Affix name and telephone number to a stone; throw stone in air; hope stone hits Garner.
  2. Visit Garner's haunts and attempt to bump into him; true, you don't know any of Garner's haunts; but still, no less probable than method #1.
  3. E-mail Garner at (whilst keeping in mind that the probability of a response from Garner is slightly less likely than contacting him through method #1 or #2).