FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
My friend Tommy says your face looks like his dad's wrinkly balls.
That's not a question!
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My friend Tommy says your face looks like his dad's wrinkly balls?
Oh.
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Are you any relation to Jefferson Davis, the President of the
Confederacy during the Civil War?
Not that I know of.
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How about my mailman, Ed Davis; you related to him?
Do you mean Ed Davis, the mailman from Dalton?
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Yeah, that's the one; you guys related?
No.
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Can you take the dog to her appointment at the Vet
tomorrow?
Jesus, honey. This is supposed to be the place to
ask me questions about my writing. In case you're
having trouble with your eyes again, the page heading
reads "F.A.Q.'s;" it doesn't say "Nag Your Husband Here."
As it is, you already have more than enough venues to
conduct that particular hobby!
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Fine! Can you take her, or not?
Sure.
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If you absolutely had to choose (I'm talking gun to the
head, pick one or you're dead, choose), which option
would you take: 1) have sex with your grandmother on
the fifty-yard line at the Super Bowl, as the halftime show;
or wet the head of your dick and stick it to a flagpole, in
the middle of winter, outside a grammar school?
First of all, you're a disgusting pig. Second, what does
that question have to do with my writing? This is
supposed to be an author's F.A.Q.'s section. How dare
you try to subvert this page into the "Prisoner's Dilemma" forum. Having said that, can I stay to watch the game
after the halftime show?
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When are you going to take care of the hair sticking out of your
ears?
Ear hair? I have ear hair? When did I turn into my father?
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Attached is a picture of Tommy's dad's balls. Quite the resemblance,
don't you think?
That's it! This F.A.Q.'s section will temporarily close, while
the author awaits even a single inquiry about his writing!